Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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sucks Syntax...

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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YOU

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a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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