- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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