- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

women's rights, lol

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

mitchell palmer sucks

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

N-E Pats never cheated

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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