Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

White men's rights

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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