- Anti Joke

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

What is a jew in space? Dead

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Oh, right

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."