Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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