- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Christ is a conspiracy

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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