A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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I love you

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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hohifooncuiohicvsdhn ioshd

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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