What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Robin get in the batmobile!

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

What's your blood type? Red.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Ms Leong Sux

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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