- Anti Joke

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk