wanna here a joke? you.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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Women's rights.

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Roses are red, yup.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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