- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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