Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

A bar walks into a man

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

hi

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

This is funny.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Your life

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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