- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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