- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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