- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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