- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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