What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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