- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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