Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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