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The following is neither a joke or anti-joke. It's a brainteaser. It's called the Monty Hall Problem. Suppose you're on a game show, and you're given the choice of three doors: Behind 1 door is a car; behind the other 2 doors are goats. You then choose a door. The host then opens another door and reveals a goat. He then says to you, "Do you want to stick with your choice or switch?" Is it to your advantage to switch your choice? The correct answer yes, switching gives you a better odds of winning. Why? There is a simple way to understand it without the mathematical demonstration. Suppose we have the three doors 1, 2 3 and the number 2 is the winner. If you choose not to change , of course the chances to win is 1/3. Now. what happens if you decide to change? The answer is that if you initially chose an incorrect door, you will always win. In the example, if you initially chose the door 1, the presenter will open door 3(because the door 2 is the winner so he can't open that door) So if you change you will win. The same happens if you initially chose door 3(the presenter will open door 1 and if you change you will win). You will only loose if you initially chose door 2(the presenter will open door 1 or 3, and when changing you will loose) So the conclusion is that if you always decide to change, if initially you have chosen ANY(and any in capital letters!) of the TWO incorrect doors you will win. So the chances when changing is 2/3.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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