Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Your so gay, that you like men!

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Knock knock

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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