Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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