How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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Equal rights!

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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