- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

a. why? b. because

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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