- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Pickles are powerful

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