- Anti Joke

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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