what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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what's black? a lot of things.

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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Robin, get in the car!

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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