Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

why did katy fall off her bike?

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Women's rights.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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