- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Why did the man die? He was old.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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