What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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The queen having a shit

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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