- Anti Joke

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive