Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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