Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

it's funny because it's funny

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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