Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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