Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Women's Rights

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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