- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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