- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Mahmy

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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