- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

George Bush.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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