What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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Duke Nukem censored line: What are you waiting for? the celebration of the day you crucified Jesus and ate his flesh and blamed it upon the anti christ because of... Victory? Because you know Jesus gave his life in order to prove that he was immortal and died for your sins because his life is eternal... Satan your Moral Man: Nah, lets just go with "what are you waiting for, christmas?" Now go celebrate you murdering your savior which said "ill be back" on the cross and returned three days later at his second coming? Seriously? I thought only Jesus: The guy that was totally an ARAB (deny it and be consumed in the flames of hell, not my problem), and Jesus: strikes back came out, where can I get Jesus: The third coming? Factoid: Yeah Jesus was totally a blonde haired white man which went clothed in the finest ARYAN silks, in addition he only drove in his MUSTANG 9001 and smoked Lucky Strike... Which did nothing for his luck...

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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