- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

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