A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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