How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

whats brown and sticky a stick

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

your face is kinda funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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