- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

Killing your friend as a joke.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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