An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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