A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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