A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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Anti Joke

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