Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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PENIS

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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