a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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matt is fat

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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