- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

What is the name of the car? What

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What does two plus two equal? 4

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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