What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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If youre African, why are you white?

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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shut up kobe!

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