- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

Girls Lacrosse.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

What's a joke? Funny

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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