Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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hohifooncuiohicvsdhn ioshd

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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I went to work today....

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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Well, its Eliza again, sorry to bother you Nero, I always thought you where good looking but I know that when it comes to you its not about the looks, you are far more than meets the eye. Neo-Nero was the guy we met at a certain meeting, the arrogant guy with the big forehead whose arms where shaking remember? I wont reveal more for his sake, he did not mean bad, he was just angry like the rest of us and felt responsible, again like many of us. So when can we meet you? I assume you wont be arriving soon, but Id really apreciate seeing you again, and considering neither I nor my parents (I asked them) have the money to come visit you, id appreciate a loan or something.

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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