- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

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