- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

No soup for you!

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

what's up? my penis.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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