- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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