want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

Stop. Seriously stop.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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