someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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I read the terms of service.

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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