Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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angelo snyder is not ga

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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your no better than a cockroach

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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womens rights.

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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