What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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