- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

what smells like tuna? my underwear

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Buzi vagy!

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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