- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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