- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

Your mom is so nice.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

I named my son ps2 controller

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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