- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Roses are blue Colton is gay

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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