- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

I like touching my boobs

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

Lewis

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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