Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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