- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

A paralysed man falls over.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

I like touching my boobs

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