- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

thomas!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What do you call an amazing person Good

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*