- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

Poop

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??