Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

you know whats not funny white boards.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's a joke? Funny

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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