- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

Cancer.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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