A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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