If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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You all have Aids

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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Anti Joke

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