Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

What's funnier than 24? 25

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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