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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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