What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

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whats yellow after cani...nathan

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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all jokes aside...

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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