life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Anti Jokes = Drained

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

So, how 'bout that airline food?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

What's the difference between a duck?

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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