- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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