A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Is maynaise an instrument?

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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