- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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