David Cameron

Waseem is a hard worker.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Pickles are powerful

Terry has ebola

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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