- Anti Joke

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.