A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

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A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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the holocaust

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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