- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

Gus's mom

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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