Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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I had a lemon. hi.

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Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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