- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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