- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Wait! hundred billions!

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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