What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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