- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

And Stephen Hawking said.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

Sex vagina. lol.

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