Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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8--------------------- penis

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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