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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

What does two plus two equal? 4

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