- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

Women's rights.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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