- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

the power to turn magnetism into light

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

Were can you find a bag of meth?

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

silver bullet?

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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