Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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