- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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