A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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Anti Joke

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