- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

Worms don't like apples.

Black people

Knock knock I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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Yo mama's fat.

Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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