- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

ecks! why zee?

Poker? I barely even know her.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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