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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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