What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

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Anti Joke

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