When is a door not a door? Never.

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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