What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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Massie is a fatass

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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ure mama's so fat

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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