What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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