What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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