- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

i have a christmas tree.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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