- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

i have a christmas tree.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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