What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

matt is fat

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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