What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

A black student graduated High School

My cat just died.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

no pun intended

This is a random Anti joke.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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