why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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