What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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