why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

thumb_up thumb_down +13

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

The truth is he loves her!!

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

thumb_up thumb_down +11

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

thumb_up thumb_down +11

my whole life!

thumb_up thumb_down +11

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops